cracklympics

cracklympics / cr•ack•lym•pics / krăk ˈlɪmpɪk / noun / the notion of low achieving individuals in society utilizing objects in semi-athletic ways especially when prowess or mastery of the feat is ridiculously impressive.

“He pushed the shopping cart until he achieved a speed great enough to jump on it like a bobsled as if training for the cracklympics. They mastered beer pong as though they’d leave their mark in cracklympics history.”