lili hashemoomoo

lily hashemoomoo is also really hot.

lily hashemoomoo can do me any time she wants.

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purge

to throw up after u eat, normally bulimics purge right after they eat

i used to binge and purge when i was bulimic.

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basooma

Quite clearly a breast. Basoomas therefore are more than one breast, and a basooma holder is a bra. I don't understand how it can't have a definition? What in the name of all great basoomas is going on?

My my she has mighty large basoomas.

On the other hand his basoomas are no joke.

Do you like my new basooma holder?

Get your slimey hand off of my basooma.

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Milk and Cookies

the best medicine to be found in the kitchen

nestled close to the blanket with milk and cookys tiny cruukies appear

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um

1. what you say when you forget what to say; a hesitation

2. acronym for ur mom

1. Kelly: "The koala lives in Australia, um, they like to eat eucalyptus leaves.."

2. Paul: "I'm hungry!"
Josh: "um"

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GOMB

a term used to describe a funny situation. means: giggling off my butt. used primarily by smart, beautiful girls.

han: i just fell off my chair!
lil: haha! u loser!
han: GOMB!!!!!
lil: GOMB!!!!!!

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Michellinear Syndrome

an ache localized in the middle or inner ear that occurs after a lengthy or vigourous threesome. May be resolved by rubbing Peruvian balls over the irritated skin.

Heavens, that vigourous threesome I engaged in with EvelAlex and Skankalily last night plum wore me out - now I am showing symptoms of Michellinear Syndrome!

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