mom cheese

a slang term from the late-20th century which is synonymous with mother.

Mom cheese is going to be mad that I didn't come home before curfew.

Cheesus

A portmanteau of the terms "mom cheese" and "Jesus", i.e. a mother who always supports her kids, despite the fact that they may be fukin bastards.

I was locked up last week, but Cheesus came to my rescue yet again.