twat

1. Derived from England, referring to the genitalia of a woman.

2. Used to refer to a person who is stupid; similar to fucktard

1. Close your legs, I can see your twat!

2. Did you seriously just misspell "urban"? God, you are such a twat.

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Rachel

A Rachel is very complex. She's a total smartass, but it’s endearing, so no one really minds. She makes everyone laugh, and people gravitate towards her because of her bubbly personality.
Never afraid to speak her mind, she stands up for her beliefs. She is the best kind of friend, and is always there for you. Rachels defend friends no matter what.
She tends to overreact; she's also extremely naïve.
Rachels are fantastic confidants, as they will never tell your secrets. What makes a Rachel different is that she will do everything in her power to make you feel special.
Rachels are *very* flirtatious. It’s often unintentional. Sometimes it's misunderstood, but Rachels are trustworthy: they'd never steal your man.
Rachels get great grades, but procrastinate a lot. They are very smart- don't underestimate ‘em!
They love music, and take immense pride in it.
Often, Rachels are blonde with blue eyes. They embody sexiness; somehow remaining skinny (Rachels eat like mad). Typically a Rachel has a moderately sized chest and butt. Don't forget about her face: she could wear a trash bag and no makeup and boys would still flock to her.
A Rachel is an amazing girlfriend, but may be clingy at first. She is super easy-going. She loves to cuddle and everyone is jealous of her relationship. Just don't move too fast: you gotta build up trust with Rachels.
While a Rachel is always confident, she's still just a girl. Treat her the way everyone should be treated: with respect.

Person 1: Who are all those people surrounding? Is it some sort of celebrity?

Person 2: You must be new. That's Rachel.

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