Flatula

A (fake) injury/ illness that is used to get out of undesirable activities especially with your dumb and/or annoying friends.

I would love to go to the party, but my flatula is infected and the doctor said I should take it easy.

Gound

To be near or in close proximity to any hard skinned fruit or vegetable like a avocado or potato

The workers in the fields are gound

Spedtard

A combination of the words sped and retard.

Kevin is such a spedtard

Facle

An Urban Dictionary post that is made up.

This post is facle!