duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?

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houser

n. Stay-at-home partner in a relationship. Often used with pity or irony.

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Steve! Long time no see. How's work? No, wait a sec. You're a houser right? Well no shame there. Those clothes aren't going to clean themselves. What do you use for the really stubborn stains? Steve? Why are you crying?

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Perth

place. Extremely western Australian city that serves as a gateway to the orient and an export hub for kangaroo leather, emu eggs and small trinkets.

Sports fanatics abound. Professional rounders teams, netball enthusiasts, and the famous Clashing Colours can be found on the pitches most Sundays.

Have they got stores in Perth now?

Too right mate! You can buy any trinket you want. It's like Hobart on a Wednesday eveving!

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hiccaburp

n. Hiccup and burp happening at the same time. Often associated with beer guzzling. More commony seen in hillbillies and Australians from Perth.
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I'll tell you Bruce, a hiccaburp is not the worst thing that can come out of your surgeon when he's operating.

What's the worst thing?

A West Australian accent.

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bib boy

n. Maritime expression for a stranger, a neophyte. Derived from the bizarre way maritimers drape a protective sheet over folks eating their first lobster.

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Hand me that quarter-inch spline bracket. I have to haul this keel if we're going to beat that moisturizer back to port.

By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.

Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!

spit-laugh

n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.

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Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?

Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.

golstopper

n. In sports, especially in Sweden, a dominant, unbeatable goaltender.

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Unbelievable! Did you see how Focale saved our bacon? What a golstopper!

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