Oboe

A super duper cool awesome wood-wind instrument. Its double reeded, and often can sound like a dying duck if the player is not chosen by the oboe. *only* super cool awesome people play oboe. Oboeists often get too much hate, and will most certainly cry when a oboe is being chopped up. Onions are not cool.

Person 1: Wow, look at that guy playing oboe! Hes so awesome. I wish i could be chosen by an oboe too.
Person 2: I know right, that oboe guy is just the coolest. Everyone wishes they were an oboeist.
Oboeist: I know, im so cool. Thank you- Thank you everyone!
The whole world: *Erupts in applause and everyone gives the oboeist 1000 dollars each.*