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When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.
Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!
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New Year's Eve, 2008, when Microsoft's 30GB Zune player froze by the thousands, due to a faulty firmware update.
Rob: I just woke up, and my Zune is frozen!
Mark: Welcome to Z2K9.
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Masturbation with a sock.
Hey man, did you see Naughty Nurses 2? I got some good cock sockin' in last night.
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A mass orgy.
College students band together together for a Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon. News at 11.
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Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.
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A Christian of African American Descent.
Jeff: I hear Barack Obama's a muslim.
Andy: Nah. He's really a Born Again Nigger.
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