dumboli

An exceptionally stupid person.

Person 1: Did Robert seriously think that you can take a 4 hour lunch break?

Person 2: Yeah, he's a dumboli.

Like Envy

the jealousy-triggered condition from which other Facebook friends suffer when comparing their own paltry number of "Likes" on a status update with someone else's, posted by a person who consistently reaps "Likes" by the dozens.

Jimmie: Holy crap! Did you see how many "Likes" Jill got with her status update about her amazing landscaping skills?

David: No! I'm still reeling over how many she got when she posted a picture of her sneakers!

Adam: Guys, guys. Just listen to us here. What have we become? We have a full blown case of Like Envy.

Amy: Homos!

Jill: Hahahahaha

playagiarism

When a playa steals and hacks other people's jokes without giving credit.

Person #1: Dayum! He be trippin'! That guy totally hacked a famous joke!

Person #2: Dude's trying to land the ladies and using stolen material to do so. Total playagiarism.