brown love

The poop that ends up on your penis after anal sex.

"Look babe, a little brown love! You want to save it?"

Dowdles

plural of dow·dle (Noun)
A person of immense moral fortitude. Native to Lima, Peru, the Dowdles are synonymous with all that is good in modern education.

Hal: "Yo Alex, that headteacher and his lac are some sound heads beh!"
Alex: "No Hal, there a couple of Dowdles."