Zober

A person, usually a teenager, who tries to impress but fails miserably.
Often have very short hair and keep riding their cheap modified scooters in circles to impress girls.

Joe: "Here comes William on his ear-destroying motorcycle again..."
Jack: "What a zober..."

maclanky

An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.

I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.