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zober

the art of not being stoned.

zober is to stoned
as
sober is to drunk

God damn, I only just became zober.

by dudley November 18, 2004

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zoberism

Zoberism is defending the rights of zbars in all over the world.
Zoberism movements have campaigned and continue to campaign for Zbar's rights, including the right to: vote, hold public office, work, earn equal pay, own property, receive education, enter contracts, have equal rights within marriage, and maternity leave.

I am zoberest and I am happy to be part of these Zoberism movements.

by Ahmed yas November 17, 2020


Zober

A person, usually a teenager, who tries to impress but fails miserably.
Often have very short hair and keep riding their cheap modified scooters in circles to impress girls.

Joe: "Here comes William on his ear-destroying motorcycle again..."
Jack: "What a zober..."

by luggysp April 19, 2019


Zober

Zyn Sober. When you were once totally shitfaced, but used a 6mg+ pouch to achieve the required headspace to ~potentially~ drive home.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you drive us home when we get back to afters?

Guy 2: yeah man, Iā€™m Zober.

by SetDaToneMalone May 12, 2024


Zobered

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009


Zobered

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009