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the art of not being stoned.
zober is to stoned
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sober is to drunk
God damn, I only just became zober.
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Zoberism is defending the rights of zbars in all over the world.
Zoberism movements have campaigned and continue to campaign for Zbar's rights, including the right to: vote, hold public office, work, earn equal pay, own property, receive education, enter contracts, have equal rights within marriage, and maternity leave.
I am zoberest and I am happy to be part of these Zoberism movements.
the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics
Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??
Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead
Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..
the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics
Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??
Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead
Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..
A person, usually a teenager, who tries to impress but fails miserably.
Often have very short hair and keep riding their cheap modified scooters in circles to impress girls.
Joe: "Here comes William on his ear-destroying motorcycle again..."
Jack: "What a zober..."
Zyn Sober. When you were once totally shitfaced, but used a 6mg+ pouch to achieve the required headspace to ~potentially~ drive home.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you drive us home when we get back to afters?
Guy 2: yeah man, Iām Zober.