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ry ry

Nickname for famous DJ, American Idol Star, and host of his own show Ryan Seacrest.

We were very sad to hear our dear Ry Ry has left Star 98.7. Then we heard about the last days of Rick Dees. How could anyone go on? We were thrilled when Ry Ry took over Rick Dees slot on 102.7 KIIS FM.

by luigi March 4, 2004

24πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


bowl skidder

An especially large turd that circles the bowl a few times, leaving skid marks before it flushes. Especially common these days due to low-flush toilets.

Raisa was tired of scrubbing the bowl every time her husband Igor took a dump. He left enormous bowl skidders every time, and it took quite a bit of Comet cleanser and a good brush to remove their presense, and what with all the other things Raisa had to do, shave the cat, fry the beetroots and launder all the spacesuits, she was tired of this unnecessary cleaning.

by luigi July 11, 2004

33πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


soup on a stick

(origin unknown) useless invention or object; bad idea

Gordon put five co-processors into his PC in an attempt to make the world's fastest gaming PC, but the result was soup on a stick.

by luigi July 11, 2004

29πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jeter Christ

Derek Jeter, the best baseball player ever!

Watch out! Jeter Christ is going to perform a miracle and win the game for the Yankees.

by luigi May 19, 2004

38πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.

What did you think it meant?

by luigi August 10, 2004

63πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


sloth

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Stone Cold Steve Austin looks like Sloth from The Goonies

by luigi February 8, 2005

6πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


b school

B school can stand for "business school" or bride school.

Business school is where students obtain MBA's in the hopes of high paying jobs for dot.coms, where they will cash out their stock at age 35 and retire to Palm Beach. Oh yeah.

Bride School, or the School for Etiquette and Wisdom is where Korean gals go to learn how to be submissive, never giving orders to the husband, and not walking around in strapless mules that clack and disturb their elders. See h school for the male equivalent of bride school.

Part of the prenuptual agreement was that Karen attend Bride School and learn to bake pies, make sweaters and how to gracefully open and deliver a cold one while looking demur and sexy.

by luigi August 10, 2004

29πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž