the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.
She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.
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Supposedly a male poster at nma-fallout.com/forum, who ever since he had a vasectomy have been experiencing severe period pain.
"Hi, my name is Dove. But oh no!, now I'm having that terrible period pain again!"
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"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.
Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.
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slap, grab, twist, and pull - how to prevent yourself from being raped by a man
caitlin tried to slap, grab, twist, and pull my genitals, but I punched her in the neck.
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the sweet secretions of female arousal
carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle
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