Albatrossing

The latest craze, evolved from 'seagulling'. This evolution involves a more advanced, long range technique with the aid of a catapult, ball bearing and a used condom.

Victims are left not only physically hurt but also have the trauma of someone elses semen embedded in the wound left by the velocity of the ball bearing.

I woke up on Sunday very bored, so I went albatrossing.

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slaggot

A combination of the words 'slag' and 'faggot' to describe a male homosexual (although can be used with females, depending on territory) who put's it around abit!

I don't like that Gary he's a right slaggot! He has a different boyfriend every other week!

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