coochie-ass

A chick's ass that is so nice you automatically know she's got a smokin' hot, extremely tappable vagina.

John: Dude that chick at the club the other night was hot as fuck! She had a back like I've never seen before.
Brian: Yeah bro she definitely had a coochie-ass.

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mature mom

Basically a synonym for milf. Can also be used in association with cougar.

Jack: That chick in the porno is a mature mom man.
Tim: For real bro, I wish I could tap that milf.

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eye-patch underwear

Type of thong underwear worn by one of Michael Duvall's mistresses.

Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

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