ambidickstreous

Having the ability to masturbate with both hands.

When Dan's arm was in a cast, he had to learn to become ambidickstreous if he wanted to jerk his meat.

loyalship

A portmanteau of both loyalty and friendship. Typically the word used to describe friendship while absolutely baked on weed.

"Dude, I'm so high right now, but I feel a...uh, a real tight loyalship with you guys"