manball

In the fourth quarter of your football game, with a 1:17 to go, and you're up by 2. The balls on their 40 yard line. It's fourth down. You go for the field goal. That is manball.

Manball is always being played. Go hard, and make no exceptions.

One day I was in my brother's room and trying to eat an orange with one hand. I couldn't peal the slices so I ate the second half in one go. While my mouth was stuffed he started laughing at me. Muffled, I said to him, "Manball," and he replied exhuberently, "YES!" It was manball.

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