sheepshead

official card game of Wisconsin

Sheepshead has a very strange order ranking of cards.

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job job

1 aka a real job; a job with heath insurance; as opposed to an internship or the wonderful world of retail

2 a primary job; a day job

This isn't just another interview. This is for a job job.

I'm an editor--primarily of technical documentation for my JOB job, but I also dabbling in things like web site authoring on the side.

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swap spit

to French kiss; to snog

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

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pissing contest

1. a dispute that's a matter of one side's claims or bluster against the other's; a word feud; bickering; belly bumping. Contrary to some definitions, women are quite capable of(although usually less inclined to) "hold their own" in a pissing contest, which could morph into a shirt-shredding cat fight

2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of

Liberal Conservative
Goth Prep
Pro-life Pro-Choice
Religion Atheist
ad nauseum in aeternum

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where the sun never shines

1. a euphemism for up da butt

2. an intensifier used to connote aggression in phrases such as "Oh yeah? Well you can take that draft card and put it where the sun never shines".

Where the sun don't shine is coarser and therefore more aggressive.

Take your fucking capital gains tax cut and stick it where the sun never shines.

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trout pout

1. {Chiefly British} The result of over inflating lips with collagen. Lips may also resemble sausages or a baloon sculpture.

2. A more temporary variant of this condition may result from orthodontic or dental procedures.

1. Her trout pout looks as if she ran into a wasp’s nest lips first.

2. {Shouted in the hallway} Hey trout pout! Ya goin' for the Meg Ryan look?

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staircase wit

thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head

from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave

My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."

I muttered something like "Well it's not".

What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."

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