stressplexion

undesirable skin condition usually heightened by the anxiety of a romantic encounter with a much coveted object of desire. Has the unfortunate and circular result of causing further anxiety and almost certain date-failure. Usually far less hideous to all except individual bearing said stressplexion

Nadine sent Matt a text message pleading stomach flu, then spent the rest of the day bemoaning her stressplexion's ongoing destruction of her dating life.

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