swinusitis

Sinus irritation or inflammation that you suspect may be caused by swine flu.

Dude, my sinuses are all stuffed up. I wonder if it's swinusitis.

Keep your pandemic germs away from me!

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If it fucks like a duck

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.

Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."

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