The modern way to say proctologist.
Oh, so you're the "Assman" - Kramer
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n. Expression referring to something that is easy and unchallenging, often used when describing a hunt or destroying an enemy.
Playing this game is easy! it's like shooting fish in a barrel!
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To take someone's virginity. usually used in reference to breaking the hymen surrounding a virgin female's vagina, but also used in reference to gay sex and the first penetration of the anus. Term usually not used for female anal sex.
-I'm gonna pop the cherry on that gal!
-Dude, that's a guy.
-Same difference, as long as i pop something!
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A place where you come to have waffles and to think. For you must have waffles and you must think. And to think, you must have waffles.
Warning: Do not bring your bitch to the waffle hut (or, in the TV version, your beast)
We must have waffles. We must ALL have waffles, forthwith! - Professor Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr III
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Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.
You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.
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adjective form of "the Cutting Edge."
When something is "cutting edge" is is at the current limits of scientific/technological/artistic progress. The newest and most advanced.
In 1903, the Wright Brothers used what were then cutting edge techniques, such as a wind tunnel, to design their plane.
This magazine is so cutting edge! It's so much cooler than those conservative, out-of date newspapers.
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verb, with the literal meaning "to put a square peg in a round hole." This is referring to a scene from Apollo 13. Generally, to bodge is to repair hastily and without care of durability or aesthetics or perfection. Popularized in British television show "Scrapheap Challenge," known as "Junkyard Wars" in the US, and by producer Cathy Rodgers.
Your task is to bodge together a hovercraft from nothing but twisted metal, scrapped cars, and other assorted bits of rubbish!
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