v-rection

When a girl gets so horny, it shows.

"hey jyll, i know how to play that jason mraz song on the guitar."

"oh my god, i think i just got a v-rection!"

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She-rail

What some may call a she-males equipment. Usually an average size in most cases. Greeted either with a look of shock and disgust, or a creepily wide smile.

Dylan: How did things go with you're date last night?

Corey: Everything was fine until we got back to my place and I grabbed hold of a fuckin' she-rail!

Dylan: ... Why are you smiling?

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