lax bras

1. a male individual that plays lacrosse.

2. a lax bra is just like a normal woman's bra but is used by a boy to look like a girl. the boy specifically uses these feminine features to give the girls team an advantage by playing for them.

3. a bra used by a sly lacrosse teammate. he stuffs 2 lacrosse balls in each cup to cheat later on in the game. the lax bra keeps the balls secure until needed. the teammate then reaches into his lax bra and confuses the referee by having two balls on the field. while the ref and opponents are confused the man with the ball on your team scores and wins the game!

1. -"lax bras fo life?"
-"lax bras fo life!"

2. -"thanks to the lax bra, coach will never know that's tommy playing on the girls team!"
-"yeah! i heard he won the game for them last week!"

3. -"wow, man. that lax bra worked better than i ever thought possible!"
"too bad i have two huge bruises on my nips now!"

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