Miss Muffet

A third person term a lady may use when speaking of her pussy in polite society.

Miss Muffet needs some attention. Can I come see you tonight around 11?

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poopy plate

Side plate placed next to a picky eater specifically to catch all refused items picked out of food.

"Don't cry, Susan. We'll have the waiter bring you a poopy plate for the raisins. You don't have to eat them."

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fauxball player

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

ankles-to-ears

A man both attractive and charming enough to make even a lady forgo all preliminaries and just have sex.

James Purefoy and Johnny Depp are real ankles-to-ears guys as far as I'm concerned.

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