Skip Twins

Pure scruffs who live in skips and who steal sandwiches from greggs.

chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!

megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market

chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!

fauxmuter

A college student who barely lives off campus and still uses the excuse of being a commuter when he or she is late.

"What the fuck man, you're 45 minutes late!"
"Hey chill out! I'm a commuter, remember? Traffic was crazy."
"You live just around the corner, you fauxmuter!"