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A social media whore who follows people so that they will follow back and then after a few days unfollows so they look more interesting than they are.
Man! I've been following him for days and I don't care how much he benched at the gym, he twickled everyone into following his lame ass life.
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Prize fries are fries you find at the bottom of the fast food bag after you think you've finished your fries.
Damn, these fries are already gone, I should have gotten a large! Ahh, wait, look at this, prize fries!
When you spend 5K on the cost of living in a city like Los Angeles or NYC and have 500 SqFt, people sleeping in the stairwell and can't afford to go out but keep buying philodendron plants because that's the zoom region of your place that you want to look nice.
Why doesn't Danny ever go on vacation?
Because he's rentbroke fool, he lives in LA.
Take our pet, it's a total terror, and also give us some money.
That dog we found by the dumpster just tore up all of our carpet and ate the hamster. Let's list it on craigslist and see if we can get a rehoming fee.
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What happens to women's feet in heels with sandal straps than run horizontal and her foot slides forward and toes swell up.
Look at Sheila, she's cute right? Nah man, she's got a bad case of chubby toe. I like feet!
A Mom Barbie is a mom, often from Southern California, who is not going to be defined by making iced cookies. She is going to be defined by walking out of some swank hotel/restaurant in a designer outfit and a blank stare and posting it on instagram/snapchat/her mom barbie-blog. Sometimes the kids are involved, but only if their outfits tie in.
"Let's invite Diane to our mom's night! No wait, she's in LA today, it's a two hour drive just to walk out of The Beverly Hills Hotel in her new heels, and those poor valets are probably taking their thirty-ninth photo, she's hard-core Mom Barbie."
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"