Nosey Bastard

A Nosey Bastard is far nosey-er than just your regular Bastard. A Nosey Bastard can typically be found asking what kind of psycotherapologist you will be seeing this weekend, attempting to figure out your relationship status, and trying to comprehend non-binary people. They just need to know everything about everything, and no longer get invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

*They are typically old and may remind you of a certain Boomer.
**Not to be confused with Nastard (Nasty Bastard).

Nosey Bastard> ArE yOu A gIrL oR a GuY???? I cAn'T tElL BeCaUsE oF yOuR sIsSy HaIrCuT!!!!!
Non-binary person> I'm a human. What does it matter anyway?
Nosey Bastard> nO, bUt WhAt Do YoU hAvE iN yOuR pAnTs?????
Non-binary person> Oi, don't be such a bloody Nosey Bastard.

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Psycotherapologist

when you either don't know, don't remember, or don't care enough to explain what kind of mental health professional you will be sent to.

Nosey bastard> Hey, are you seeing anyone about your mental health? You should REALLY see someone about it! Trust me! I've never had depression and have no idea if you could ever even afford it!
Me> Oh jeez...I'm seeing a psycotherapologist this weekend. Is that good enough for you, mate?