Psycotherapologist

when you either don't know, don't remember, or don't care enough to explain what kind of mental health professional you will be sent to.

Nosey bastard> Hey, are you seeing anyone about your mental health? You should REALLY see someone about it! Trust me! I've never had depression and have no idea if you could ever even afford it!
Me> Oh jeez...I'm seeing a psycotherapologist this weekend. Is that good enough for you, mate?