The "Salt Flats"

The extreme dehydration and/or thirsty feeling you get after a meal with excessive amounts of salt and/or sodium. Similar, but not related to the "meat sweats".

The "salt flats" ~ noun

After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.

throddlecoptered

Getting absolutely intoxicated. The act of being extremely impaired.

Hey, we're all off tomorrow! We should all get throddlecoptered tonight!

Dude, I was so throddlecoptered at that party last night!

What a crappy day I had. I just wanna throw on a good throddlecopter tonight and forget about it all.