Rural Dictionary

Yaowned

When Yao Ming dunks over, blocks, or somehow embarasses the opposing player.

"HAHAHA! Did you see that? Shaq was just blocked 3 times in a row by Yao. YAOWNED!"

by miguel June 23, 2003

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splatter ass

the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo

After eating that burrito I had the worst case of splatter ass.

by miguel January 5, 2004

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Cocklock

When a penis is unable to become erect. Thus, the assistance of Viagra is necessary to reverse such a symptom.

I just found out yesterday i have cocklock. What's the Viagra website?

by miguel August 14, 2003

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pinball wizard

a song by The Who
in the rock opera Tommy
ORGASMIC!

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He's a pin ball wizard
There has to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets a replay,
Never seen him fall,
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pin ball crown to him.

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!!!!!