pitchkicking

the random spontaneous act/game to chase mates down(as random people would make it illegal, otherwise that would be called "knickedkicking" as being nicked by the police is what wil happen after this) being and kick them while poking them with pitchforks.

"grab ya torche and pitchforks!" lets go pitchkicking it'll be fun,

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tarzanyosis

this disease involves the symptoms of yep you guessed it, screaming like the king of the jungle tarzan.
other symptoms iclude swinging from curtains and grooming your friends hair like a chimp.
can become contagious if you are encouraged to scream like tarzan and bang your chest with your fists.

oh no i got this feelin to bang my chest. i dont wanna get tarzanyosis

gymnastyosis

this is a disease where your limbs go super stretchy and you are able to wrap your arms 4 times around your body. a little like mr fantastic in the fantastic 4.
also another effect of this disease is that ya cant help yaself but shout at random people telling them they should never take up gymnastics because their mum told so.

unfortunately you are now diagnosed with gymnastyosis

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randomyosis

a disease where you cannot help yourself but shout random things at passes by and then pretending that it wasnt you but infact your imaginery puppet which you believe helps you to be the best ventriloquist in the world.
another symptom of this disease is that you like to do rolie polies into big crowds and then shouting strike after you knocked someone down.
fortunately its not contagious

randomyosis is funny but we can not use people who have it for our own entertainment :(

mike blown syndrome

an unfortunate syndrome where you cant help but be really random and to make up random words and give them crazy definitions for mild humour.

oh no i got mike blown syndrome

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spanglebutt

this is a word to desbribe an ass. whether it be a friend who ya dont like or an actual rear end. spanglebutt is an ass which is ocassionally quite shiny or glamorous but it can be used as an insult. either way its up to you.

oooo your lookin quite shiny today. you spanglebutt