1- puj (pronounced pudge), also P.U.J., stands for pick up juice. It is used in context as a verbnoun, to ask a friend to pick up juice as they are in a more able position to pick up juice, since you're probably sitting on the couch.
man1: Yo man, could you puj one for me?
man2: Hell yea dude, be back from class in 5.
NOTE: Not to be confused with pudge one for me, which oft means to take one for the team on a friday night.
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The hard, spongy textured layer of jello found at the bottom of the bowl. It formed when jello isn't eaten for a number of days, thus becoming hard and losing taste. The act of biting into this layer gives you a nasty taste and texture in your mouth...SURPRISE!
Mom: Tonight we're going to your aunt's house to have dinner.
Child: Oh great...then for dessert we get to eat Uncle Don's week old jello with the jello surprise.
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This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.
Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.
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man1: Yo man, you see that pudge?
man2: Yea, f***in a man.
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Verbnoun is the combo of a verb and a noun to allow for less talking and more thinking. This practice is often used by those who don't have time for hoohah, gossip, and jibberjabber.
man1: Yo man, I'm gonna go to the store do you need me to get anything for you?
can be simplified to
man1: Yo man, I'm storin, you needin?
with the use of verbnouns.
when you've got the hottie, and your friend gets nottie, he's gonna have to hang with the fatty (pudge), wherin lies the term pudge one for me-cuz your buddy is entertaining the fatty.
man1: (while takin piss) Yo man, that chick was all about me, think you could pudge one for me and hang with her friend?
man2: Man...
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