Bakon

"Busting All Kinds Of Nuts"
Sleeping with the same person multiple time, or having sex with different partners.

A guy bragging to a friend would say:
"Bruh I be bakon" (busting all kinds of nuts) the friend would respond "bruh you ain't getting none"

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Waska

A reply to a forum post question which suggests against said action or suggests a wildly variable option while completely disregarding the limits placed on the problem by the original poster

OP: How do I reset my IP address without rebooting my computer
Waska1: Just reboot your computer
Waska2: I wouldn't reset my IP, i would just wait until it does it on its own.

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Butt Monster

An oversized 'butt plug'. See 'Butt Plug'

You, me, the Butt Monster. Saturday night. Be prepared

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Squatters Rash

The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.

That dump was so tedious it gave me "Squatters rash" for hours.

breasted

v. - To accidentally or purposely rub your breast against someone else.

Susie breasted me when she came out of the break room.

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