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One of the few truly independent news outlets in the USA. Arrogant right wing opinion mongers hate their balanced approach as there is no "agenda" to appease.
Rush: Where'd you get that in-depth understanding of a complicated issue?
Me: I heard it debated on NPR. Honorable people on both sides of the issue disagree.
Rush: Bah! They're all liberal degenerates.
Me: No, they're just free from conservative bias.
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Jacksonville's home to crack whores and hustlers.
Dwayne: Hey I got $10, I think I'll get a BJ on Philips Hwy.
Me: Better hope your knob doesn't fall off...Don't even think a rubber would help (not that they use em).
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A padded pair of drawers/skiveys worn by insecure men with flat ass syndrome.
We all knew that Kenny was wearing a butt buddy. What's he gonna do if he picks up a number?
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Street cop shorthand for a death warrant during the apprehension of a monster. Acronym for Shoot On Sight Shoot To Kill.
Officer 1: He killed two cops and raped one daughter while her dad bled out on the floor.
Officer 2: We'll find him. Then he'll get a fair, impartial trial.
Officer 1: SOSSTK
Officer 2: Like I said.
The VW Cabriolet is the quintessential chick car. Sorority license plate holder is optional but highly recomended.
Pete: Cabriolet with NY plates.
Ben: Betcha two to one she's from Long Island.
Pete: I'm not taking that bet.
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The Omarosa of the Bush-league republican administration.
That bitch will lie right to your face.
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