melodiphobic

-_ having phobia of keeping instruments at a certain proximity of where you sleep, out of the very realistic fear that they’ll begin to play on their own __-

-_ this year wasn’t as melodiphobic for mw, but yeah it’s hard i know __-

mask breath

The accumulation of breath that stays trapped in your mask... which worsens the longer you go without giving yourself a breather. Much like the process of fermentation, except, well... barrels aren’t involved... just the masks...

Me: “Kaiser... is that mask breath I smell around the corner?“
Kaiser: “Nope... it is all throughout the block bro bro.”