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Trollportunity

Trolling + opportunity

When you see a post or comment you simply CANNOT resist posting a joke or pun on.

I hated to be mean, but she said my friend was fat AND MISSPELLED IT! How could I pass up such a golden trollportunity? I trolled her for the next 2 hours just for fun.

by mommaserene May 25, 2018

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Giant Nine

a gathering of people who are not easily offended, but who tend to (usually accidentally) offend others easily. Members of this group come together regularly to relax and know they can say absolutely anything that pops into their mind and no one will be offended. These groups are typically a very diverse crowd, with only a few things in common. The dynamic works perfectly, because members are not afraid of words and don't understand political correctness. The ties that bind these groups together are strong.

Janet: Where's this "Giant Nine" you're always going to?

Brad: It's not a "where" or a "who" or a "what". Giant Nine is the spirit of the people.

Janet: Huh?

Brad: Dammit! Janet! Ok, it's people who don't necessarily play well with others, because other people think they're mean and/or heartless, or because they can't tolerate drama.

Janet: Oh, I think I get it...so when you're around these people you can say political "bad" words? *whispers* can you say "retard"? What about "fat"? "Fag"?

Brad: Yes, yes we can. We're not bad people for using words. We are not emotionally motivated for the most part, so drama is nonexistent when you're with the Giant Nine. It's a little like Cloud Nine--with all the politically incorrect jokes you can handle!

by mommaserene March 2, 2010

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smell-pretties

Anything that smells pretty. It depends on the context exactly what variety of item the term applies to, but it can be used to describe any number of things: beauty supplies (scented lotion, body wash, etc), perfumes, incense, flowers, really just anything that has the capability of smelling nicely, pleasantly, feminine...pretty.

Girl A) Hey, wanna go to the town bar and get drunk and do what bar-flies do?

Girl B) Nah, I'm excited; I get to go to a beauty party tonight! The hostess said to bring all my beauty products, smell-pretties, and makeup. She's got a cosmetologist friend. That is going to be SOOO much better than gettin' drunk in front of all the townies AGAIN!

by mommaserene March 9, 2010

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