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A playthey is the equivalent of "boytoy" for males or "plaything" or "playtoy" for females, but describes nonbinary or gender nonconforming people casual sexual relationships with an implied power imbalance dynamic. Playthey is not specific to GNC or androgynous persons, and can also be modified for neopronouns such as "playxem" or "playfae," which honestly sounds delightful.
Me: "My playthey says that Tiktok is a community of free thinkers and that taking it away from the people is corruption in its least subtle form."
Him: "Are all playtheys and playthems socialists or subby catgirl computer programmers?"
Him (alt): "Are all playfaes and playfaers socialists or subby catgirl computer programmers?"
Me: "In my experience, yes and not a damn thing wrong with that."
An adjective. Someone who is disciplined, detached, or even ruthless, can be described as frosty. It can also can refer to a philosophy or way of thinking and acting that removes emotional compulsion and impulsiveness from decision making. Frosty can also be used in a self-deprecating way, or as an excuse to do or not do something.
Her: "Hell no, you know that I'm frosty with my money."
Me: "I know that when I asked you for two dollars for a pack of gum you told me to ask my mum."
Her: "Why do you think I told you that?"
later
Me: "That bitch is frosty, she has so much money and she just never spends it."
Them: "What you mean is that she doesn't spend it on you."
Me: "Why do you think I said she was frosty?"
A Smutual is an (typically) online friend with whom you share the same proclivities in your chosen format(s) of adult entertainment. You're into the same kinky stuff and you just send each other more and more unhinged content until one of you dies.
Smutual is a portmanteau of the words "smut" and "mutual."
Smutual: "Let me get this straight, you're telling me you're a slut for hot orcs?"
Me: "I am, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not."
Smutual: "Mood."
Ropeful is a spectrum, referring to the number of âshotsâ that a male is inspired to achieving, in a purely sexual sense, in response to some manner of stimuli. If used in a dating context, the subject is unlikely to fall madly in love with the speaker and desire any form of further communication. This may only be used in a humorous context and under no circumstances should this be sent as an overture.
Her: Thatâs the worst message Iâve ever gotten from a male! And to make it even worse, that picture wasnât even ropeful!
Them: Whatâs ropeful?
Her: Well, he said that his response was 7 1/2 ropes of⦠yâknow.
Them: @Zuckerberg give us the Vomit React you Nipple Hating son of a bitch
Her: You canât tag Facebook groups on text message.