Threw a towel down

The action of placing a towel on the bed before having sex with your partner whilst in her period. The towel limits bedsheet soiling.

My G/F was in her moons and was up for it so we threw a towel down and got on with it.

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arm time

The time spent masturbating whilst thinking of a particular person.

Guy #1: Hey Bro, remember my ex from last year.. what did ya think of her?

Guy #2: Fuck, I gave her some arm time!

pinch-rip

When using weak toilet paper during a clean-up you bite a whisp off with your butt and it stays there. Difficult to remove without getting your fingers dirty.

Guy #1: Why were you so long in my loo?

Guy #2: Aaah man, I had a pinch-rip incident and no mirror to help me out.

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