Schlinkus

A person most likely under the influence of some form of herbal intoxicant.

"Bro are you schlinkus right now?!"
"Ya bro I straight up cant feel my legs."

urban liberals

The feeling you acquire by recognizing how many liberals there are on Urban Dictionary. Most commonly associated with the feeling of depression, or having thoughts of harming yourself, harming others and or harming your computer and or your mobile phone.

"Man I went on the greatest site ever to look up some sick definitions"
"and all I found was some urban liberals"
*pulls out razors and proceeds to slash ones skin*

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