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A type of catch-22 where you deflect a woman attempting to escalate your relationship by claiming your kids are your priority. If the woman complains about it you can cut her off, if she doesn't complain you retain your freedom. In either case you maintain hand because you effectively prevent escalation of the relationship.
Shelob asked me to spend the weekend with her but I told her my kids are in town, snared her in a bitch-22.
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One man gang bang. A single man with such sexual prowess any partner will feel they are being pleasured by multiple partners.
Afterward she said he was an omgb.
When you get your booty call to score you something you need.
She wanted to come over and bang but I was out of weed so I made her bring some, quid bone bro.
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