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schmooseoisie

The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.

To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.

The schmooseoisie was out in force at Erin's opening.

by mum61e March 16, 2012


fellacious

adj., of convincing your partner that fellatio is delicious, as in "a fellacious argument", cf. noun, fellacity

Dick's fellacious endeavours finally convinced Jane.

by mum61e November 29, 2012


perimenstrual

All parts of the menstrual cycle not already covered by "menstrual", "pre-menstrual" and "post-menstrual".

"Dear God, what on earth is the matter with her THIS time?"

"She's perimenstrual."

"Ah. Gotcha. Say no more."

by mum61e January 22, 2012


purrzac

The medicinal effect of having a purring cat around.

Who's needs Prozac when you can has Purrzac?

by mum61e January 03, 2012


intersectionality

1. A term used in feminist discourse to mean "I may drag all my issues into every discussion".

2. A methodology of making any issue too complex to be resolved, thus keeping academic theorists in a job.

1. "MY FEMINISM WILL BE INTERSECTIONAL OR IT WILL BE BULLSHIT!" (Yes, you can Google it.)

2. Viewed synoptically, the intersectionality of the kyriarchy subsumes.

by mum61e January 06, 2013


donkey-licked

to be defeated convincingly.

Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.

In 2012, New Zealand were donkey-licked 38-21 by England at Twickenham.

by mum61e November 16, 2013


Not to be picky, but...

A verbal warning that the speaker is about to be picky.

"Not to be picky, but... do you really thing that necklace goes with that blouse?"

by mum61e January 13, 2012