fellacious

adj., of convincing your partner that fellatio is delicious, as in "a fellacious argument", cf. noun, fellacity

Dick's fellacious endeavours finally convinced Jane.

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fellacity

noun, from "veracity", the act of convincing your partner that fellatio is delicious, cf. adj., fellacious, as in "a fellacious argument".

Dick's fellacity finally convinced Jane.

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Not to be picky, but...

A verbal warning that the speaker is about to be picky.

"Not to be picky, but... do you really thing that necklace goes with that blouse?"

with all due respect

‎"'With all due respect' is a much nicer way of saying 'Listen here, you fucking moron.'" --Andy Borowitz

"With all due respect to the folks that are out there running for office, as well, but if you replace a Democrat insider with a Republican insider, do you think that is gonna change a thing in Washington, D.C.?" --Rick Perry

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whiffle

to flourish a sword in sword-dancing so as to produce a whistling sound

While dancing a Strip the Willow, Hamish produced an impressive whiffle.

NLU

Stands for "Not Like Us", cf. PLU = "People Like Us".

Chiefly British English. Snobbishly indicates someone of a different, usually lower, social class.

"I don't want you playing with those nasty children from down the street: they're NLU."

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schmooseoisie

The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.

To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.

The schmooseoisie was out in force at Erin's opening.