Yawntrepreneurs

Freshly-minted college drop-outs using their trust-fund money to startup or over-buy obscure cryptocurrency so that they have a reason to apply their brilliant naming-skills to something other than new weed strains.

Bae: Who's renting the beach house this weekend?

Bae-Bae: Oh, the usual group of Yawntrepreneurs celebrating an up-week on their latest Gap, "Dog-E-Dawg-Coin;" it topped five bucks a piece on the crypto-markets, for three weeks in a row.

Bae: But they're paying us in U.S. Dollars, right?