Celery

Satan`s food.

Celery is made from the deepest pits of hell

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Ads

Satan`s way of torturing us on Earth

I kept on getting ads every fucking time I logged into something and they made me depressed

E

THE BEST LETTER IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN ALPHABET! IT SHOWS THAT DIPSHIT APPLE WHO`S BOSS!

Bruh look at that loser over there eating an apple. Does`nt he know that screaming "E" at the top of your lungs is the new trend? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sonic drowning

The music that would give you a fucking panic attack in the original Sonic The Hedgehog game. I never even fucking played the game and it freaked me out. Imagine playing it.

Sonic drowning fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Golf

The worlds biggest pile of shit and takes up so much land just to smack a ball with a stick when all that land could go to something fucking useful.

Man golfing sucks. Why not use all that land for fucking stores and houses and shit.

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Will to live

Something I don`t have.

Me: I have no will to live
Friend: Why?
Me: Because Fortnite players are everywhere I turn
Friend: Fair enough

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Human Verification

The worst fucking thing ever invented by technology and makes you question if Satan has found a way to torture us on Earth. It`s damn near impossible to get them correct, and it ruins fucking everything. Even here on Urban Dictionary I had to fucking click that i`m not a robot to a god damn robot. I give a big fat fuck you to whoever the hell made this online torture device. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Human Verification wants to make me fucking die.

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