black knees

Black knees belong to women who meet random strangers in places of gathering (i.e. restaurant or nightclub) and proceed to give them blowjobs.

Jenny: She was blowing some dude in the bathroom at the club.
Mike: Explains why she in the club with a white dress and black knees.

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blant

A description of a blunt being typed on a work computer that may be keylogging.

Gabe: Let's smoke a blunt later
Mike: Don't talk about weed to me when I'm at work someone might be watching.
Gabe: OK, Wanna smoke a blant later?

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diddydo

an extension to anything said when discussing plans while you are intoxicated or high.

Gabe: Let's go smoke a blantdiddydo.
Mike: No doubt. Lemme go hop in the whipdiddydo I'll pick up the dutchdiddydo.

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baq

a slang term for oh shit, fuck, what the fuck, thats fucked up, or you just got slapped.

Mike: I just found out my ex-gf cheated on me with 2 dudes and I've been having unprotected sex with her for 6 months.
Gabe: BAQ!

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