Chode Snufler

To sniff and smuggle a tiny penis (also known as a chode) around.

Guy1: "This guy is a fag. HAH no way he has a chode in his hand. He's sniffing it too."
Guy2: "The proper terminology is Chode Snufler"

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Spider Stain

When a man releases his left over semen through piss onto a girls face

Girl: "Oh...my...god! DID YOU JUST SPIDER STAIN ME?"

Guy:" I don't see the problem. You threw up on my cock last week and at least there is some cum on your face.."

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Martydom Gift

noun, adjective, and verb

Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper

Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.

1. "Damn... that man..... he is a martydom gifter.
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"

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Mom Block

When in the act of fun, in a crowd, at a concert, or being bullied, you are under mothers protection. Where the mother shields her child and sucks the fun out of situations as defense mechanism to hostile outsiders.

Brad: Dude, that kid is so getting mom blocked.
Matt: Oh damn, she's putting up a full shield. . .and she's like 60..

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Nag Bag

The Nag Bag. Proven effective by Commander Shepard and his crew, it is used as a "beat-shoot" kill method. It is where one runs up to another person beats them down repeatedly weakening them and then shooting that very same person on the ground to death.

Guy One: "LOL! I NAG BAGGED YOU"
Guy Two: "Oh yeah well... I'm gonna go Nag Bag your mom"
Guy One: "You dip do you even know what Nag Bag means?"

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Nigger Demon

Noun
Pronounciation: nig-er-dee-mon

Definition- 1. A black ghetto child born out of hell. 2. Satan's child...Satan's black child. 3. A winged nigger. 4. A nigger that bitches about how he can't properly run his crack house and satisfy his pimp.

1. (Pointing at child) "look at him...red eyes and all. HE'S A NIGGER DEMON!"
2. 'The child was black with red eyes. For the rest of his life he was called "nigger demon"'
3. "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE WINGED NIGGER FLY!" "Son...that's a nigger demon"
4. "Yo, my boss is a nigger demon. He does not shut the fuck up about how he sucks at his job."

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Swaggy

1. - Super
2. - Gay
3. - to make insane
4. - a massively hairy bush (female)

"damn that bitch is one swaggy mother fucker i couldn't find her pussy through that thing even if i had a bush wacker.

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