abso-slut-ly

A portmanteau of absolutely and slut.

Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”

dramadjacent

Dramadjacent, a portmanteau of drama and adjacent.

"just coz I said I don't wanna be part of the drama doesn't mean I don't wanna know what the drama is"

I call it "dramadjacent" and it's where the tea tastes sweetest.

flagkini

Flagkini, a portmanteau of flag and bikini.

DEAR
GEORGE
WASHINGTON, I
#PREAPOLOGIZE
FOR THE
FLAGKINI.

EQUINOX MADE ME DO IT

funanigans

Funanigans, a portmanteau of fun and shenanigans.

Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
Wolf: “Okay, fine, but I'm warning you, I bet this place is a total anus.”
Honeybee: “Yeah, but it looks like a warm anus that's probably full of artichoke dip, so let's roll.”

funanigans

Funanigans, a portmanteau of fun and shenanigans.

Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”

kustard

Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.

Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."

bisasual

A portmanteau of business and casual.

Danny: "Yep, there's some things you just gotta see. Like those lovebirds over there. Or this guy, pulling off business and casual. Bisasual. Or me about to steal half of this guy's sub."
Guy: "Huh?"
Danny: "You better eat it fast because I'm coming."