dramadjacent

Dramadjacent, a portmanteau of drama and adjacent.

"just coz I said I don't wanna be part of the drama doesn't mean I don't wanna know what the drama is"

I call it "dramadjacent" and it's where the tea tastes sweetest.

funanigans

Funanigans, a portmanteau of fun and shenanigans.

Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
Wolf: “Okay, fine, but I'm warning you, I bet this place is a total anus.”
Honeybee: “Yeah, but it looks like a warm anus that's probably full of artichoke dip, so let's roll.”

funanigans

Funanigans, a portmanteau of fun and shenanigans.

Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”

kustard

Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.

Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."

flagkini

Flagkini, a portmanteau of flag and bikini.

DEAR
GEORGE
WASHINGTON, I
#PREAPOLOGIZE
FOR THE
FLAGKINI.

EQUINOX MADE ME DO IT

adventurecation

Adventurecation, a portmanteau of adventure and vacation.

Helen: "Well, I'd like that very much. What kind of restaurant is it?"
Gene: "Slop shop."
Louis: "Butt hut."
Tina: "It's nice."
Helen: "I am in."
Teddy: "Perfect! I'll go there now and wait."
Linda: "What a wonderful little adventurecation!"
Bob: "Oh, I hurt so much."

banoodles

Banoodles, a portmanteau of bananas and noodles.

Noodles made from banana flour.

"Banana life hack!!! Collect all the stringy bits and make a big plate of sweet, grainy banoodles!!"

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