Squirrely

Breaking from the conventional definition of squirrely, due to the sickening speciesist undertones, squirrely shall now mean:

cool, great taste in music. Almost 3 thousand followers on twitter, even though you only follow, like, 45 people. Everybody likes you, and you make everybody laugh.

Person A: Have you met the new guy at work? The crazy, squirrely one?
Person B (not racist): By squirrely do you mean cool, great taste in music? the funny squirrel guy?
Person A: Hmm, now that I've heard you use squirrely in that way, I believe your definition of squirrely is correct. I apologise to any squirrels I may have offended or made disparaging remarks against in the past.
Person B: Let us pray together, my friend...

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