Heat on Toast

Golf Term; Immense power used to whack balata off the tee. Best if used with the WMD

Man, he had some damn heat on his toast.

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helicopter city

A golf term; When a golfer gets mad and takes all his clubs out of his bag swings them around in a whirling manner.

So we go Yogi Bear on the last six holes, and he goes Helicopter City with every one of his bats right there, straight into the Jacques Cousteau.

Johnny Cat

Golf Term; The sand bunker.

So we bring this sweet seven straight down the chimney with some hellacious sauce on it. 'Cept it jizzes into the Johnny Cat and the sumbitch knits us a sweater in there.

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